Alcohall Of Fame

Verse 1

I've closed down every dive bar from Knoxville to LA Got a tab that stretches longer than a West Texas day The bartenders all know me, they pour before I speak I'm a legend in the liquor aisle, a champion of the week

Pre-Chorus

I've drank with cowboys, lawyers, heartbroken fools We're all the same when we're sittin' on these stools

Chorus

Put me in the alcohall of fame Gold star drinker with a burnin' flame I've earned my spot at the end of the bar With a whiskey river runnin' through my guitar Alcohall of fame, that's where I'll hang my name

Verse 2

I've been cut off in three counties and a couple border towns Got eighty-sixed from a honky-tonk for buyin' every round They say I got a problem, I say I got a gift For turnin' bad days into stories people won't forget

Chorus

Put me in the alcohall of fame Gold star drinker with a burnin' flame I've earned my spot at the end of the bar With a whiskey river runnin' through my guitar Alcohall of fame, that's where I'll hang my name

Verse 3

Now I ain't proud of every night, some memories are gone But the friends I've made at closin' time still sing along to every song So raise a glass to the ones who stay when everybody leaves We're just drunk poets lookin' for somethin' to believe

Bridge

Someday I might slow it down Trade the whiskey for some water in this town But tonight the jukebox knows my name And I'm inducted in the alcohall of fame One more round, one more round